Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.
I'm flying south to my condo in Cabo San Lucas
WORMTAIL BRING ME MY WAND
U iz a Wizurd?
I don't mind delivering letters
but those brooms should be able to deliver themselves
Every generation of our family has been in Hufflepuff
(The cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia")