JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!
Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.
Dumbledore is that... really you? NOPE! It's the Wizard Testa
(Michael Gambon, Chuck Testa)
Learn all about the Chuck Testa meme here!
Even Draco Malfoy has them
You're a lizard Harry.
I don't mind delivering letters
but those brooms should be able to deliver themselves