PARTICLES FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
HELLO YES, THIS IS DOG
RING RING RING, HELLO?!
I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.
Hipster Puppy Can Haz PBR?
Well how do ya like that? ...the Keebler elves ...How you guys doin'?
How u doin'.
And, the #1 reason for calling in late to work that your boss will never believe...