Zen cat just keeps meditating.

That tourist is wearing the wrong shoes for her outfit.

I'b awlwayz bin da blak cheep ob da famblee but I'm okai wif it. I meen wut wuz I gonna inherit? Ded carcussez and uddr garbaj. I dunt need dat, rly.

Frank's life never amounted to much after his twin moved to the big city and got all famous, and he bacame known as the lesser of two weasels.

Yogi Bear? No sir, I'm Yoga Bear.

"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone." -Hobbes

Bur first, the School Bus has to get here.

Yeah. Quick question about this second amendment... These "bear arms." Where are they coming from.