you will never be
FSM tuched by his noodly appendage
THE ACID JUST KICKED IN
Itteh bitteh save-the-rainforest commeteh
I know sweety, we're all scared.
But we survived the last six Nickleback albums.
Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house...
My father's death will soon be avenged.