THOUGH SOCIALLY EXPECTED TO INVITE THE HATFIELDS TO THE WEDDING RECEPTION, THE MCCOYS WEREN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
Meanwhile In Montana...
LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS