GUNIEA PIG? We prefer Italian-American Porcine.

Die, Zombie! DIE!!!

Shouldn't have bought a stick shift...

iz i to fat??

Eben nappytiem's beddur on teh buddy sistem

Yeah, I'm going to be on a show called Bizarre Eats. Oh, wait a minute...

You're sure I need the butter for the sauna? And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?