Next Week on Toddlers & Tiaras...
Would you let an animal that throws its poop put its hands in YOUR mouth?
Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...
Your children... what IS wrong with them?
HANDFULL OF PEW
Heard you were constipated. But not any more. Right?
I don't wanna eat my worm!