"Hey, hoser... you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! My grandma shoots better than you, and she's blind!" Bambi's Canadian cousin Harold didn't run from hunters. He liked to egg them on.

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

YES, GRAMMY... I LUVS DA SWEATER...

Grandma got high and went shopping again (sigh)...