Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination
Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!