Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination