Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!
Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Anonymous!!!
His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.
OHHH GURL IS THAT a NEW SHIRT?
I got in a sale, gurl!
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.
Congratulations to farenorenda for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, farenorenda!!!