I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.
It's not just me... my friend saw the spider too.
"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend."
Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.
they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?
I wuv dis fing. I calls it "Lunch".
Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt
You'll be all right without her, man.