Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
Stop complaining, Jimmy. Mommy has to keep her Rubenesque figure.
I'm not fat, just a little ascii
Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???
Bob, we think it's time you went on a diet.
It's a TRAP!!!
Don't fall for it!