Yeah, well your farts aren't exactly rose scented either, pal!

When the class is silent And you fart

My weave smells kinda funky.

This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says

Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ... Sometimes...when you are worried....no one sees your pain... Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ... But fart just one time...

Doodle on, flatulance!

(Patrick Stewart)

FARTING IS NORMAL Having your tampon fly across the room...not so much