EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
I find this offensive.
Excuse me but might I inquire why you are power boating through my living room?
Uh...hello. I think that's my fly you just ate.
EXCUSE ME B*TCH I'M A LADY