"No! No! I'm green! That means I'm a vegetable!"
"Vegibles doan usually talk. I'ma eat him.
When you said you could eat me all up
I thought you were talking figuratively!
What did I eat last night??
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Why wasn't I born a puffer fish?
Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!
they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?
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