drunk

Alvin,box office,chipmunk,drinking,drunk,flop,hiccup,homeless,Movie,true hollywood story
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Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

beaver,drunk,Gravity,rock
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My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

dancing,disbelief,drunk,i swear,implausible,lamb,officer,out of nowhere,sheep
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Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

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