Even Gravity Can't Save Him Now

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Even Gravity Can't Save Him Now
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My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

Why Are We Going to Your Car?

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Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!