I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe.
'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?'
'That it makes u pretty?'
My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
WOW! Those fermented berries really make my head spin!
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.