My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?'
'That it makes u pretty?'
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