Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything
THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS
JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST
Liquor? I hardly know her!
What did I eat last night??
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Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.