LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
One drunken night and a broken prophylactic
Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Because shots take too long.
Liquor? I hardly know her!