Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!
HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser
I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!