Where will you be when yous kicks in?
Right here. Riiiight here...
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
"Oh, we're not RELATED. We just do meth together."
(The cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia")
dude, these butterflies are, like, moving
but they're not moving, man
THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.