Hey Bartender! I'll take a pint of O'Negative, please...

Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.

We going into town for smokes and vodka!

Liquor? I hardly know her!

This needs more Beer Barely taste it