"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass

You starin' at my ass?