I'm pretty sure that seals are dog mermaids. Think about it.

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house... My father's death will soon be avenged.

Alright, alright already! So it IS my turn to make the coffee

Well if wishes were horses we wouldn't be pulling this damn sled!

That's it, kid. Follow my lead. Right foot, left foot...

Hey Mom! Ai foundeded yoo a noo kitteh. Can we keepz him? Pleeese?