SPOONING You're doing it wrong.
WICCA Way more fun. And you're naked.
WHADDYA THINK?A BIT OVER THE TOP?
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
PLAYING WITH YOURSELF Depending on the game, results vary
CAREER MOVE her hairdresser used to be a Heating & Cooling Technician