I'b awlwayz bin da blak cheep ob da famblee but I'm okai wif it. I meen wut wuz I gonna inherit? Ded carcussez and uddr garbaj. I dunt need dat, rly.
Somebody's About To Eat Crow...
"Touch me and die"
Just having a bite before I have to get ready for the graveyard bust-sitting shift.
Why should your apology result in MY death? I didn't give you a big mouth.
Tsk, look at that. I'm getting crow's feet.
Basement Cat regrets recruiting the bird.
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