"Chaain me to the walls! Smack my flank with your riding crop and tell me I'm a baaad little horsie!"
"Now Ed, stop joking like that. It's giving me the awful creeps.
When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
You have our undivided attention
That awkward moment when you first meet your blind date.
Every move you make,every step you take...
WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU
Ever get that feeling that you're being watched?
Dude, let me in. I'M A FAIRY.
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