That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.
Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND