Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...