Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.