My hair is a ballsack.
Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.
-I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat?
-- Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.
"Another refreshing jump, eh?"
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Cary Grant is Judging You
I shave mine in a triangle