My hair is a ballsack.
Cary Grant is Judging You
"Another refreshing jump, eh?"
Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.
-I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat?
-- Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.
I shave mine in a triangle
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?