"Another refreshing jump, eh?"
-I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat?
-- Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.
Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Cary Grant is Judging You
My hair is a ballsack.
I shave mine in a triangle
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
An Ideal Justice System
Thanks for Sharing, Bro!
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
Find Someplace Else!
Need a Source for the Bottom Picture for... Reasons
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