"Another refreshing jump, eh?" "Indeed, indeed."

-I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? -- Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.

Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Cary Grant is Judging You

b**chplz

Eyes to heaven T**s down to there

My hair is a ballsack.