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And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.
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I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.
MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Now about that bed time ....
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