Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Her lair was small... but her plans were big
I SAID PASS THE BONG LOL, THIS IS A BABY
My baby moved an inch. Better take another picture!
And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.
College can't come soon enough.
MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !
What Post-Partum Depression Looks LIke on Barbituates