Sorry, my Mama can't come to the fence right now
And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.
College can't come soon enough.
I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.
MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
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