THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.
It's like I've been given a dinner menu
I have made...
a TERRIBLE mistake.
And not a single cluck was given that day.
No, you gotta leave! The sign clearly read NO FAT CHICKS.