"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
WHAT UP!? B*TCHES!
Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.
(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?