Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
No worries I will just sit here
until you're open for business
Meanwhile, at the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru in Anchorage...
"Ma'am, this location does not sell 'bear claws.'"
Yes, this is Yak