Oh watermelon... You understand me!

OK Ladies, lets take it frum da top. Only did time - more cowbell!

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

Have a headache? Let me play the song of my people

No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea. I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.

Drop sunglasses in water? Deal with it.

Az soon az I get dis nek undr control I gotta try da legz.