What's this "Cheese" you speak of?
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
You understand me!
OK Ladies, lets take it frum da top. Only did time - more cowbell!
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
Have a headache? Let me play the song of my people
No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea.
I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.
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