You understand me!
OK Ladies, lets take it frum da top. Only did time - more cowbell!
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
Have a headache? Let me play the song of my people
No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea.
I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.
Drop sunglasses in water?
Deal with it.
Az soon az I get dis nek undr control
I gotta try da legz.
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