Umm, gonna need you to bail me out.

Don't ask! Just don't even ask!

What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!

I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT! Just because I look like a bandit doesn't mean I AM one!

Dunt ya fink dis iz a bit excessive? After all, it wuz jus garbidge...