NOBODY speeds here twice!

Speedbumps in Montana. You WILL slow down.

"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!" "Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."

First off Al, how'd you get stuck in there to begin with? Uh... talent?

"He'll move" "He'll move"

HITTING BUFFALO IN THE FACE WITH A SNOWBALL... VERY, VERY BAD IDEA

It may be my time and all, but you still better have some good insurance, buddy.