What? You expected gold?
Why yes... as a matter of fact I do own the whole road.
Elmo says how many things beginning with "B" can you find in your house?
For the last time, son: Blow at the candles!
The question you have to ask yourself is...
"Is its edibleness commensurate with its dangerousness?"
It may be my time and all, but you still better have some good insurance, buddy.