MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.
You want I should purr?
413 Request Entry Too Large
Wait - why aren't I squee? I'm small. I'm fuzzy. And I got eight eyes to look adoringly at you!
This bed's mine now.
Be very careful when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. The first step is killer.