MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.
i woke up and you weren't here i hate that
Don't even think about ringing me before midday!
Congratulations to charlie_pumpkin10 for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, charlie_pumpkin10!!!
Be very careful when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. The first step is killer.