How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.
My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN...
I'M GETTING DRESSED
If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.