Mortimer was careful to not relax his guard until the grandkids went home at the end of the weekend.
You can smile and wave
Or grin and bear it
Ok, I'll count to 10 and you go hide. But if I find you, I get to eat you, right?
HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.