She's asleep. Get the toaster.
Fill it with champagne and fetch me my silk asswhipes
"I GOT YOU!"
"Your such a drama queen! I'm a frog! I CAN SWIM!"
Nope, it's still too hot. Try swinging on that lever thingy again.
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