he hits me because he loves me...
Don't take his abuse any longer!
Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..
Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!
GOLF you're doing it wrong
There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt
Don't put them in your anus
LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Stupid bat! You're supposed to hit the ball!
Can't you do anything right?!