GOLF you're doing it wrong
he hits me because he loves me...
Don't take his abuse any longer!
uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz
Real athletes don't cry.
Hey Look.. I'm A Fish !
Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..
Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!
There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt