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Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!

(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)

Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic

100, 99, 98, 97 ...

(Barack Obama)

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!

(Barack Obama)