I was told there would be bacon
YOU KNOW, TURKEY BACON IS REALLY DELICIOUS WE HEAR
The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon
sometimes you get the bacon... ...sometimes the bacon gets you.
oh hai. Turkee kaonz is beddah foh u! Pass it on, kai?
Year 1962: Bacon price per pound: $0.79
Year 2011: Bacon price per pound: $4.77
WE HAVE TO GO BACK