Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Ok. You have my undivided attention...
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?