Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
TO THE OWNER OF THE RED TOYOTA YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
Ok. You have my undivided attention...
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!