U haz my undivided attenshuns.
I nevr cud do long divishun.
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
TO THE OWNER OF THE RED TOYOTA YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!