U haz my undivided attenshuns.
I nevr cud do long divishun.
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
You have our undivided attention
Objects sitting on the driver's side mirror command your attention.
Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)