'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
U haz my undivided attenshuns.
I nevr cud do long divishun.
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
Ok. You have my undivided attention...
Objects sitting on the driver's side mirror command your attention.
Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)