Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
You have our undivided attention
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!