Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
Ok. You have my undivided attention...
Objects sitting on the driver's side mirror command your attention.
TO THE OWNER OF THE RED TOYOTA YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON