After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
Ok. You have my undivided attention...
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
Objects sitting on the driver's side mirror command your attention.
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?