'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
TO THE OWNER OF THE RED TOYOTA YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!