'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
U haz my undivided attenshuns.
I nevr cud do long divishun.
TO THE OWNER OF THE RED TOYOTA YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
Ok. You have my undivided attention...