Ok. You have my undivided attention...
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
Objects sitting on the driver's side mirror command your attention.
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.