MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
U haz my undivided attenshuns.
I nevr cud do long divishun.
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.