Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
TO THE OWNER OF THE RED TOYOTA YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
Objects sitting on the driver's side mirror command your attention.
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.