Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
Ok. You have my undivided attention...
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)