I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!
General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!