YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!