General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
people think im mad but I think i'm prepared
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
Big Medal i earnz it!
Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!