We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?
MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!
General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
people think im mad but I think i'm prepared
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.