When Your Husband's An Ass

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When Your Husband's An Ass
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"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

Should Never Have Let You Watch that Show

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Should Never Have Let You Watch that Show
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"Braaains!" "Yes Rupert, walnuts do look like brains... I get it... sigh"

Why We Rarely Go to Movies

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Do we hav enuff tickets? Can I hav sum popcorm I can has baffroom? Can I get a tishoo? If I stick up a foot will sumwun gib us a ride? Will my seat be fluffy? Ar we there yet?

How Did I Get Stuck With Him?

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How Did I Get Stuck With Him?
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"I'm a cat, just like you! That means I'm a bad ass, too!" sigh Gimme a break!

Don't You Know Any Other Songs?

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Don't You Know Any Other Songs?
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"In de jungle, de mighty jungle, de lions sleepz tonite!!" I's a freakn' tiger...