"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
"Yes Rupert, walnuts do look like brains... I get it... sigh"
My minion iz a pain in da butt!
Do we hav enuff tickets?
Can I hav sum popcorm
I can has baffroom?
Can I get a tishoo?
If I stick up a foot will sumwun gib us a ride?
Will my seat be fluffy?
Ar we there yet?
"I'm a cat, just like you! That means I'm a bad ass, too!"
sigh Gimme a break!
Somebody's About To Eat Crow...
"In de jungle, de mighty jungle, de lions sleepz tonite!!"
I's a freakn' tiger...
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