Someone ate all the abalone
that's just shellfish
"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know."
"Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"
Yes I did it in the woods! You got a problem with that?!
"Hey, when're you guys gonna stop lion around? Hahahaha! Thank you, everybody! I'll be here all week!"
"Just great. Now he thinks he's a comedian. Somebody please climb the tree and EAT. THAT. SQUIRREL."