Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon
Introducing the new "HOOTERS" police cruiser. Drunk drivers chase IT... instead of the other way around.
Don't drink and drive.
WE HAVE APPEASED THE MOLE PEOPLE BUT NOW HAW ARE WE GOING TO KEEP THE IRISH IN CHECK?
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem
I said 'Cabernet'... Not 'Cat-bernet!'