We going into town for smokes and vodka!
I is ovr 21 in chpmunk yearz
Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...
WE HAVE APPEASED THE MOLE PEOPLE BUT NOW HAW ARE WE GOING TO KEEP THE IRISH IN CHECK?
I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.
Yes, Mom. He's teething. I remembered you said you used to use whiskey when I was teething. I didn't have whiskey so I made him a White Russian. What do you mean, rub it on his gums?
SHALL WE FLIP A COIN? Decaf Regular Brandy