This needs more Beer Barely taste it
Introducing the new "HOOTERS" police cruiser. Drunk drivers chase IT... instead of the other way around.
Don't drink and drive.
Yes, Mom. He's teething. I remembered you said you used to use whiskey when I was teething. I didn't have whiskey so I made him a White Russian. What do you mean, rub it on his gums?
DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day