We shaped the cone to match your boobs
PROPOSING IN MIDAIR
If she says "No." Push her out.
IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS WOULD YOU DO ME?
AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE: THE PERSON IN THE MIDDLE GETS BOTH ARMRESTS. AISLE GUY GETS LEGROOM/BATHROOM ACCESS, WINDOW GUY GETS THE WINDOW AND A PLACE TO REST HIS HEAD. DON'T BE GREEDY.
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