All the world's a stage...

Look they've rolled out the lumpy white carpet

My legs are longer than Kim Kardashians wedding. lolz

(Mila Kunis)

I don't just have a bush I have a flowering shrub

(Dakota Fanning)

I'm so hungry...

(Zooey Deschanel)

Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.

(Betty White, Slash)