I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SHARK
GET IN THE BOAT
Inb4 - "You suck at Photoshop." DON'T YOU THINK I ALREADY KNOW THAT?
HIPSTER TREE GROWING UPWARDS IS TOO MAINSTREAM
I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
Planking Ur doin it EXCELLENTLY
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
An Ideal Justice System
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Thanks for Sharing, Bro!
Just Because Your Over the Hill Doesn't Mean You're Not Getting ...
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
Find Someplace Else!
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