I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
Bite off more than you can chew CHEW IT
Planking Ur doin it EXCELLENTLY
What starts with "P" and end with "ORN"?
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SHARK
GET IN THE BOAT
Inb4 - "You suck at Photoshop." DON'T YOU THINK I ALREADY KNOW THAT?
Bill, we've had a lot of great laughs here. I want to thank you for the good times. Our meme had a great run. The pleasure was all mine, Steve.
(Steve Jobs, Bill Gates)
I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!